About the Fat Underwear Model Site
You are here either because you are wildly pissed off, totally lost, or want to find out about the brilliant guy who created this site and what drove him off the rails.
First off, for the pissed and confused. This site is a joke. Seriously now- just kidding with all that stuff about fat tooth fairies and Jesus and John the Baptist trapsing around the holy land in their skivvies. Hey, I joined a monastery for a short time, so.... Well, if you can't take a joke, go read a Jack Chick comic or something.
This site was created to fulfill the requirements of my final project for an HTML (ie. web page creation) class. We were to use cascading style sheets, and other skills learned throughout the course to create a site about our "dream profession". It didn't have to be real. First, for some reason Arnold Schwarzanegger's early body building film Pumping Iron, in which he proudly and defiantly smokes a giant mirijauna cigarette, came to mind and how funny it would be when his political opponents smacked that all over the air if he ever ran for office. I'm a big guy, so I started laughing to myself about doing a clever page on my (made up) dream to become a fat body builder. Somehow, after a few searches on Google Images it got turned into fat underwear model and the rest is history.
The actual coding/programming of the site was done on a debian linux computer with the VI Improved (a.k.a. "vim") editor... the best darned programmer's text editor in existence. All graphics were processed by The GNU Image Manipulation Program (a.k.a. "The Gimp"). Mozilla was the web browser used to view the results. All of these softwares are free... both as in speech and as in beer.
So, that's the story. I hope you enjoy the site. Please use the link to the left to email me if you have any (constructive) comments or suggestions.
Some final hints for best enjoying the fum site:
- set your monitor resolution to 1024x768 or higher (800x600 is acceptable, but not optimal)
- use the mozilla web browser- it has by far the best cascading style sheet support of any browser currently available
- have fun; laugh
- remain in underwear
Thanks for stopping by!
-Patrick
Please also visit my other (more serious) sites:
- Patrick E. Bennett, Jr., Computer Consultant, my linux/unix, and network admin service business
- Aquinas Cafe, Hip Catholic Culture and Thought
- Bennett Bungalow, our family website
- Gee Whiz Factor Gift Shop, proceeds help fund our websites and lifestyle
- linuxdojo.com/.org/.info/.us, a linux community and help site
- dumbox.com
- PEBennettCo, my dad's business
- Pat & Mary Bennett, my mom and dad's website
- Maximum Andrew, my little brother's website
Page last updated: 5/24/2005