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Freaks & Geeks

These sad folks either follow every fad that comes along, or are seriously ill. Fat underwear modelling is their latest desperate attempt for attention....
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From the "They Did a Better Job on the Oswald Rifle Photo" Department...

Notice the bad cut-n-paste job... that's an authentic fat underwear model's head on his wannabe body!
He also is not too far along on his gut-shaping regimen, though i envy his legs and pecs....

Oswaldian Longjohns Man

Fat Tron Underwear Models

They consider themselves groundbreakers... i consider them in need of therapy.
They are on the fringes of the industry....

Tron ModelsTron Models

Fat Tooth Fairies

Another fringe group, fat tooth fairies are often the victims of vicious hate crimes....

Brother Can You Spare Some Psychotherapy? Brother Can You Spare Some Psychotherapy?

Idols and Groundbreakers

These heroes keep me chasing my dream during those many dark nights of a fat underwear model's soul.
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et tu Belushae?

The Great One. I strive to have even half his talent....

Belushi: F. U. M. God

Chris Farley, Fat Chippendales Dancer

You should be dancin', yeah! You should be dancin', yeah! You should be dancin', yeah! You should be dancin', yeah!

Pregnant Underwear Models

Beauty... and a bra to booty! Beauty... and a bra to booty!

Fat Clown Underwear Models

Many dismiss them as deviants hiding their shame behind makeup and rubber noses;
in reality they are courageous groundbreakers of a new art form.

Clowning around

Elvis Presley

Not many know that Elvis was in training as a fat underwear model
in union locals #49 before he got sidetracked by rock n' roll.
In later life, of course, Elvis did get a nice fat-underwear-model physique...
but alas, he had stopped wearing uderwear years before.
That guy at the far right is Jake Weidemeyer... he went on to become a fat underwear modelling legend.

Stick 'em up! (Thank you very much!)
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