Skills and Attributes of a Good
Fat Underwear Model
- Elegantly stubby/stocky legs!
- Curvaceous Convexity of the belly. Think "One-Pack".
- Three chins: good; five chins: bad.
- Must possess a sturdy appettite to endure the rigorous training schedule.
- Must look good in white.
- Body hair isn't everything... but it sure helps!
- Past experience in the logging, trucking, or food preparation industry an asset.
- Willing to carb-load the night before photo shoots; strong cravings for pancakes, beer, bacon, cheese, chocolate, etc., extremely helpful.
- Strong will power and/or immunity to the seduction of weight training, treadmills, bicycle machines, etc..
Page last updated: 5/24/2005