Skills and Attributes of a Good
Fat Underwear Model

Elegantly stubby/stocky legs!
Curvaceous Convexity of the belly. Think "One-Pack".
Three chins: good; five chins: bad.
Must possess a sturdy appettite to endure the rigorous training schedule.
Must look good in white.
Body hair isn't everything... but it sure helps!
Past experience in the logging, trucking, or food preparation industry an asset.
Willing to carb-load the night before photo shoots; strong cravings for pancakes, beer, bacon, cheese, chocolate, etc., extremely helpful.
Strong will power and/or immunity to the seduction of weight training, treadmills, bicycle machines, etc..

Page last updated: 5/24/2005